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Title: Waiting room Haiku Post by: Dumpsterkitty on 06-May-10, 08:40:50 PM So I went searching for some of the original waiting room haiku to serve as inspiration...not much of a poet myself...
Imagine my SHOCK :scaredblue: at what I found...December 7, 2002...cat haiku (edit: found & shared by) our very own...SHAKY!!! :eyecat: Gosh, it's been days since someone posted about cats. What's wrong with you people? This is the katfalconcam group after all. We have a quota to fill! I guess I'll have to get the ball rolling with some cat haikus. You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. The rule for today Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning. Grace personified. I leap into the window. I meant to do that. Blur of motion, then- silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny? You're always typing. Well, let's see you ignore my sitting on your hands. My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if I can just hide my head. Terrible battle. I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a 'term paper'? Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner I want to be close to you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit? Wanna go outside. Oh, crap! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Oh no! Big One has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams My claws are not that sharp. Cats meow out of angst "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!" The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold Time for "Cup Hockey" We're almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt? Title: Re: Waiting room Haiku Post by: Donna on 06-May-10, 10:45:07 PM I can't believe it :surprise:
Shaky wrote about the :cat:'s He does have a :heart: inside Thank you Ei and thank you SHAKY!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Title: Re: Waiting room Haiku Post by: Shaky on 07-May-10, 08:19:59 AM I believe it was originally titled "17 Reasons Why I Don't Own A Cat"
Title: Re: Waiting room Haiku Post by: Donna on 07-May-10, 08:35:42 AM I believe it was originally titled "17 Reasons Why I Don't Own A Cat" or you could be one of them Cat "Hoarders" (http://s19.rimg.info/2ab7ecb058afe9048b6535dacbbbb050.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.160396.html)(http://s18.rimg.info/b48f398851a81fa02ff406effba8349b.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.154140.html)(http://s19.rimg.info/c68d66b0cfe11750f494eca802919c25.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.154852.html)(http://s18.rimg.info/b4882b96cfd593014cfeeae630a138b8.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.151049.html) :devil: Title: Re: Waiting room Haiku Post by: Tokira on 07-May-10, 09:07:32 AM or you could be one of them Cat "Hoarders" (http://s19.rimg.info/2ab7ecb058afe9048b6535dacbbbb050.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.160396.html)(http://s18.rimg.info/b48f398851a81fa02ff406effba8349b.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.154140.html)(http://s19.rimg.info/c68d66b0cfe11750f494eca802919c25.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.154852.html)(http://s18.rimg.info/b4882b96cfd593014cfeeae630a138b8.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.151049.html) :devil: According to the AR wackoes, anyone who owns more than three pets is a hoarder :crying: Carol WV Title: Re: Waiting room Haiku Post by: Bird Crazy on 15-May-10, 09:59:56 AM or you could be one of them Cat "Hoarders" (http://s19.rimg.info/2ab7ecb058afe9048b6535dacbbbb050.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.160396.html)(http://s18.rimg.info/b48f398851a81fa02ff406effba8349b.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.154140.html)(http://s19.rimg.info/c68d66b0cfe11750f494eca802919c25.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.154852.html)(http://s18.rimg.info/b4882b96cfd593014cfeeae630a138b8.gif) (http://smiles.int-world.com/smile.151049.html) :devil: According to the AR wackoes, anyone who owns more than three pets is a hoarder :crying: Carol WV |