Rfalconcam Forum

Anything Else => Totally OT => Topic started by: Bobbie Ireland on 29-Aug-10, 08:23:16 AM



Title: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 29-Aug-10, 08:23:16 AM
While the Watchers watch, and "The Indomitable Donna" reports their progress, here's something so completely OT that it's right off the radar... the Silly Season between nesting and migration? You gotta wonder how much someone can love corn bread...

Yard sale patron allegedly hits man with pan

(AP) SONORA, Calif. - A 70-year-old yard sale shopper is facing charges after things apparently got a bit out of hand. Tuolumne County authorities said Jon Joslin was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon after he allegedly hit another man over the head with a corn bread pan at the sale Friday. A sheriff’s spokesman said Joslin hit the fellow shopper with a five-pound, cast iron pan to prevent him from getting to the sale first.

It seems the two men arrived early at the yard sale and were walking up a long driveway when investigators said Joslin first attempted to trip 64-year-old Joseph Brown.

Brown suffered a head laceration but refused medical treatment.

It was not known if Joslin had retained an attorney.


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Donna on 29-Aug-10, 08:34:35 AM
Sheesh, what next? Yard sale fights, crazy. Thanks for the chuckle Bobbie.


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 29-Aug-10, 09:01:49 AM
Sheesh, what next? Yard sale fights, crazy. Thanks for the chuckle Bobbie.

Never mind THAT, Donna! I love your take on who's watching whom in Downtown ROC. (Actually, I think I have another yard sale story from ROC itself... lemme look...)

AND... I just heard the "W" Word on the radio... "Winter". Just wait til I tell you how early we hear the "Christmas" word on this green isle... Any bets?


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Donna on 29-Aug-10, 09:29:22 AM
Quote
AND... I just heard the "W" Word on the radio... "Winter". Just wait til I tell you how early we hear the "Christmas" word on this green isle... Any bets?

Ahhhh Costco already has Christmas stuff up! Booyah, oh I meant Humbug![/b]


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 29-Aug-10, 10:09:02 AM
Here's the other one I was looking for...

IRONDEQUOIT POLICE reports: Estate-sale fight

Two men got into a fight during an estate sale on Angora Drive on Aug. 5. The men were fighting over a snow blower [speaking of winter...]. One man was accused of hitting the other with a metal chair and a metal shelving unit.


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: MAK on 29-Aug-10, 12:37:41 PM
 :hurt:  Good grief why can't we all just get along!?   :stupid:   :gum:


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Tokira on 29-Aug-10, 08:29:28 PM

Ahhhh Costco already has Christmas stuff up! Booyah, oh I meant Humbug![/b]

I heard yesterday at my Home Depot that some Christmas stuff is to be "set" on September 11th...
Carol
still into Summer...


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bird Crazy on 29-Aug-10, 09:07:45 PM
this is really getting ridiculous pretty soon they will never take Christmas down. Grumble Grumble they should at least wait until after Halloween if we can't get them to wait until Thanksgiving. No wonder summer seems fleeting and winter seems to last forever.


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Donna on 29-Aug-10, 10:07:16 PM
this is really getting ridiculous pretty soon they will never take Christmas down. Grumble Grumble they should at least wait until after Halloween if we can't get them to wait until Thanksgiving. No wonder summer seems fleeting and winter seems to last forever.

What ever happened to the day after Thanksgiving? Oh, those were the good old days, (when Christmas meant something).


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bird Crazy on 30-Aug-10, 07:29:30 AM
this is really getting ridiculous pretty soon they will never take Christmas down. Grumble Grumble they should at least wait until after Halloween if we can't get them to wait until Thanksgiving. No wonder summer seems fleeting and winter seems to last forever.

What ever happened to the day after Thanksgiving? Oh, those were the good old days, (when Christmas meant something).
you got that right


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 30-Aug-10, 07:51:21 AM
this is really getting ridiculous pretty soon they will never take Christmas down. Grumble Grumble they should at least wait until after Halloween if we can't get them to wait until Thanksgiving. No wonder summer seems fleeting and winter seems to last forever.

What ever happened to the day after Thanksgiving? Oh, those were the good old days, (when Christmas meant something).
you got that right

And I refuse to buy cards that do not say "Merry Christmas". (That oughta put the Cat in the Dustbin in with the Poisoned Pigeons...)


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Donna on 30-Aug-10, 07:56:13 AM


Quote
And I refuse to buy cards that do not say "Merry Christmas". (That oughta put the Cat in the Dustbin in with the Poisoned Pigeons...)

 :clap: :thumbsup: :2thumbsup:


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: MAK on 30-Aug-10, 03:36:04 PM
this is really getting ridiculous pretty soon they will never take Christmas down. Grumble Grumble they should at least wait until after Halloween if we can't get them to wait until Thanksgiving. No wonder summer seems fleeting and winter seems to last forever.

What ever happened to the day after Thanksgiving? Oh, those were the good old days, (when Christmas meant something).
you got that right

And I refuse to buy cards that do not say "Merry Christmas". (That oughta put the Cat in the Dustbin in with the Poisoned Pigeons...)

 :2funny:  Bobbi you are way funny!    ???Dustbin... is that how you say garbage bin in your language?! Or am I way off track with that?   :stupid:


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 30-Aug-10, 04:07:10 PM
Right, MAK! Dustbin = garbage can.

Ain't we quaint??


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: MAK on 30-Aug-10, 04:25:37 PM
 :rofl:   Yeah we're quaint depending on your definition of the word!  :harhar:
   I told Donna just yesterday that sometimes I have difficulty understanding your english. But then I have the same problem with New Jerseys lingo too!  :laugh:  Right Donna!  ;)


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Donna on 30-Aug-10, 05:01:43 PM
:rofl:   Yeah we're quaint depending on your definition of the word!  :harhar:
   I told Donna just yesterday that sometimes I have difficulty understanding your english. But then I have the same problem with New Jerseys lingo too!  :laugh:  Right Donna!  ;)

Boy are you up the Crick! No, it's you all that have the accent.


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: MAK on 30-Aug-10, 05:14:39 PM
:rofl:   Yeah we're quaint depending on your definition of the word!  :harhar:
   I told Donna just yesterday that sometimes I have difficulty understanding your english. But then I have the same problem with New Jerseys lingo too!  :laugh:  Right Donna!  ;)

Boy are you up the Crick! No, it's you all that have the accent.

 :hysterical:  Now how did you know that's what I was thinking of Donna?!!!  :tease:  Up a crick without a paddle!   :2funny: :rofl: :laugh:


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Tokira on 30-Aug-10, 09:08:22 PM
Right, MAK! Dustbin = garbage can.

Ain't we quaint??

I have a UK Friend on a Cat List, who recently referred to her house as a "tip".  The context was quite funny  :laugh:
For the uninitiated, the tip is where the dustbins' contents end up...
A lot of us on the cat lists, several from the UK and Australia/New Zealand, have a lot of fun with the different meanings of common words across the water.
Carol


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 31-Aug-10, 03:56:47 AM
Right, MAK! Dustbin = garbage can.

Ain't we quaint??

I have a UK Friend on a Cat List, who recently referred to her house as a "tip".  The context was quite funny  :laugh:
For the uninitiated, the tip is where the dustbins' contents end up...
A lot of us on the cat lists, several from the UK and Australia/New Zealand, have a lot of fun with the different meanings of common words across the water.
Carol

Hey, Carol! Do I know your friend? Our place is a "tip" too! (too much Forum watching...)

Once... when I was not long on this island and still getting used to the "new language"... I complimented a girl on her lovely vest... and she immediately began checking to see if her underwear was showing...


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Tokira on 31-Aug-10, 09:27:59 AM

Hey, Carol! Do I know your friend? Our place is a "tip" too! (too much Forum watching...)

Once... when I was not long on this island and still getting used to the "new language"... I complimented a girl on her lovely vest... and she immediately began checking to see if her underwear was showing...

My very favorite is the exuberant Yank at a proper London reception, who extended his hand and gushed, "Hi, I'm Randy!"

Carol


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 31-Aug-10, 10:04:28 AM

Hey, Carol! Do I know your friend? Our place is a "tip" too! (too much Forum watching...)

Once... when I was not long on this island and still getting used to the "new language"... I complimented a girl on her lovely vest... and she immediately began checking to see if her underwear was showing...

My very favorite is the exuberant Yank at a proper London reception, who extended his hand and gushed, "Hi, I'm Randy!"

Carol

Heaven forgive me, but a friend of mine (Irish) married (short-lived) an American chap named Randy... shoulda been her first hint... and you shoulda heard the comments during the toasts!

My own posh faux-pas was at a la-dee-da wedding here where a tray of drinks (served by a waitress!) was proferred. I said I would wait for "the red", to which she replied: "Madam, it's champagne!" What a hayseed!


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: MAK on 31-Aug-10, 10:55:20 AM
 ???  Hayseed?!  I need notes or something to help with your language Bobbi.   :rofl:   How does this happen when I hear that you are from Rochester?  ::)


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 31-Aug-10, 11:16:18 AM
???  Hayseed?!  I need notes or something to help with your language Bobbi.   :rofl:   How does this happen when I hear that you are from Rochester?  ::)

MAK, I think this is because I have now spent more time living on Erin's Green Isle than I did in Rochester. Plus - and as you may have noted - I love language, the use of words... no wonder I work in publishing!

On "hayseed", tho... this we used as a common parlance among my ROC gang... meant anyone who was unpolished, dim, not up with the modern way of doing things... (Doris Day in "Calamity Jane"?? The Dukes of Hazard? Ellie-May in "The Beverley Hillbillies"?)

Sorrreeeee if I continue to confuse!!


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: MAK on 31-Aug-10, 11:25:48 AM
???  Hayseed?!  I need notes or something to help with your language Bobbi.   :rofl:   How does this happen when I hear that you are from Rochester?  ::)

MAK, I think this is because I have now spent more time living on Erin's Green Isle than I did in Rochester. Plus - and as you may have noted - I love language, the use of words... no wonder I work in publishing!

On "hayseed", tho... this we used as a common parlance among my ROC gang... meant anyone who was unpolished, dim, not up with the modern way of doing things... (Doris Day in "Calamity Jane"?? The Dukes of Hazard? Ellie-May in "The Beverley Hillbillies"?)

Sorrreeeee if I continue to confuse!!

Don't be sorry Bobbi. Confused is my natural state! :stupid: :laugh: I rather enjoy your lingo,just don't always get it. :rofl:


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 31-Aug-10, 11:35:42 AM
Contact information:

MAK@confused.com


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: MAK on 31-Aug-10, 12:05:41 PM
 :yes:  You got it Bobbi!   :hysterical:


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bird Crazy on 31-Aug-10, 09:50:56 PM
can I get an email address there too. Because I still don't get it. Can someone draw me a map?


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Donna on 31-Aug-10, 10:27:07 PM
Hayseed (slang): 3. Slang A bumpkin; a yokel.

Dead on board aff yisser nut, oi don't git it either but 'tis craic readin'.

Ireland for: Ok Bird crazy, I don't get it either but it's fun reading

So yer clap, 'tis not dat 'ard ter understan' bobbie's language.

Ireland trans for: So you see, it's not that hard to understand Bobbie's language

Oi'm from jersey an' oi don't understan' any av dis.


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: MAK on 31-Aug-10, 10:30:07 PM
 :hysterical:   Donna you are a nut!    :silly: :rofl:


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 01-Sep-10, 03:41:21 AM
 :laugh: :stupid:


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 01-Sep-10, 03:45:43 AM
can I get an email address there too. Because I still don't get it. Can someone draw me a map?

BirdCrazy@doesntgetit.edu


Title: Re: YARD SALES CAN BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
Post by: Bird Crazy on 03-Sep-10, 08:40:27 PM
can I get an email address there too. Because I still don't get it. Can someone draw me a map?

BirdCrazy@doesntgetit.edu
all right I like that one


but I meant "wait for the red" see I don't drink so.... :2funny: