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Title: Two-legged pig Post by: MAK on 03-Oct-10, 03:34:03 PM A pig born with only its two front legs has become a local celebrity in China after learning to walk.
The 10-month-old pig is known by villagers as "Zhu Jianqiang" (Strong-willed Pig) after it was born with only two front legs and learned to balance on them well enough to walk. According to its owner, Wang Xihai, it was one of nine piglets born in a litter this January. He says a circus offered to buy the pig for a large sum, but Wang refused. Copyright WENN.com. Telegraph.co.uk contributed to this rep I found this on the D&C's website. OINK! Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: valhalla on 04-Oct-10, 05:19:33 AM :devil: AND I thought this was a varient of my 3-legged pig joke, which I will NOT share here :devil:
Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 04-Oct-10, 05:38:06 AM :devil: AND I thought this was a varient of my 3-legged pig joke, which I will NOT share here :devil: You won't?! (This isn't the one about the lady on the mountain road who shouts "PIG!", is it??) I can see this one going waaaaaaay off-topic... Yay! (Spell check: off-topic = isotopic) Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: Donna on 04-Oct-10, 06:22:55 AM :devil: AND I thought this was a varient of my 3-legged pig joke, which I will NOT share here :devil: You won't?! (This isn't the one about the lady on the mountain road who shouts "PIG!", is it??) I can see this one going waaaaaaay off-topic... Yay! (Spell check: off-topic = isotopic) I know a version of that one Bobbie!! :2funny: :-[ Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 04-Oct-10, 07:12:12 AM :devil: AND I thought this was a varient of my 3-legged pig joke, which I will NOT share here :devil: You won't?! (This isn't the one about the lady on the mountain road who shouts "PIG!", is it??) I can see this one going waaaaaaay off-topic... Yay! (Spell check: off-topic = isotopic) I know a version of that one Bobbie!! :2funny: :-[ Yeah - a good one, I think. But the one we really want to hear is Janet's! Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: MAK on 04-Oct-10, 09:51:45 AM Do tell people! Now I'm curious! :gum:
Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 04-Oct-10, 10:27:02 AM Do tell people! Now I'm curious! :gum: Don't know the 3-legged pig one... over to Janet who, from my inference, is not telling! I can do the one re the woman shouting "Pig!" tho... Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: Donna on 04-Oct-10, 10:36:23 AM The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I want the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later, the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?" The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!" (http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/PigFly.gif) Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: MAK on 04-Oct-10, 11:01:40 AM :rofl: I LOVE IT!!! :gum: Thanks piggy! :rofl:
Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: Bobbie Ireland on 04-Oct-10, 11:03:31 AM :rofl: I LOVE IT!!! :gum: Thanks piggy! :rofl: Arrrrggggh! :paperbag: Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: valhalla on 04-Oct-10, 12:21:33 PM Nope! Old college friend, a fire, and a pig :devil:
Title: Re: Two-legged pig Post by: MAK on 04-Oct-10, 12:26:24 PM Nope! Old college friend, a fire, and a pig :devil: Alrighty then! :gum: |