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Title: Dead Penguins Post by: Shaky on 08-Jan-12, 03:37:46 PM I never knew this.
Did you ever wonder why no dead penguins are ever seen on the ice in Antarctica? It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Then, they kick him in the ice hole. Title: Re: Dead Penguins Post by: Donna on 08-Jan-12, 03:47:52 PM Oh my, like humans. That's amazing! Thanks, I'll share that with Jeff! :o
On second thought, this has to be a Shaky original! I fear what comes next!! I don't trust you! :-[ Title: Re: Dead Penguins Post by: Wing Goose on 08-Jan-12, 04:35:28 PM Shaky,
I loved your story on Dead Penguins. Without giving it another thought I forwarded it to a group of people. I am sorry, I should have asked you first. It is a Shaky original isn't it? :penguinspin: Lola Title: Re: Dead Penguins Post by: Donna on 08-Jan-12, 04:40:25 PM Shaky, I loved your story on Dead Penguins. Without giving it another thought I forwarded it to a group of people. I am sorry, I should have asked you first. It is a Shaky original isn't it? :penguinspin: Lola Never trust a man who has been writing the same book for years and years! I have a bad feeling about this story!! I'm waiting for a punch line!! SHAKY!!! :devil: Title: Re: Dead Penguins Post by: Patti from Kentucky on 08-Jan-12, 04:52:56 PM Never trust a man who has been writing the same book for years and years! I have a bad feeling about this story!! I'm waiting for a punch line!! SHAKY!!! :devil: Wait...he already gave you not one, but two punch lines! "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Then, they kick him in the ice hole. Title: Re: Dead Penguins Post by: Donna on 08-Jan-12, 05:10:51 PM Never trust a man who has been writing the same book for years and years! I have a bad feeling about this story!! I'm waiting for a punch line!! SHAKY!!! :devil: Wait...he already gave you not one, but two punch lines! "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Then, they kick him in the ice hole. Yup, see??? :hysterical: Title: Re: Dead Penguins Post by: Kris G. on 08-Jan-12, 05:15:41 PM Shaky! Shaky! Shaky! That was a good one!
Title: Re: Dead Penguins Post by: Tokira on 08-Jan-12, 07:56:08 PM :spit:
Carol Title: Re: Dead Penguins Post by: Shaky on 08-Jan-12, 08:51:38 PM Shaky, I loved your story on Dead Penguins. Without giving it another thought I forwarded it to a group of people. I am sorry, I should have asked you first. It is a Shaky original isn't it? No, it's not a Shaky original. It's been on the Internet for years. |