Dear Santa,
Please bring me a job offer from Google.
Love,
Shaky
PS. I know I haven't been a very good boy this year, but I am not the only one. I have some very "interesting" pictures of you and a certain red-nosed ruminant mammal. It would be a terrible shame if they just happened to end up in the possession of Mrs. Claus.
Shaky, Google would be perfect job for you! Maybe you should send that letter!!
