Nothing is up. It was a joke.
Oh dear! Now I need jokes explained! This is not good!
It must have been too subtle.
Let me explain.
A comment was made about how Archer didn't spend much time on the eggs last year because Beauty wouldn't didn't let him, to which I replied that he, as a male and her superior, should simply do what he wants and tell Beauty, a mere female, to go away and bring him his meal. This would obviously result in dire consequences for any male that was dumb enough to try this, which I pointed out in the punchline -- me being in traction.