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THE FORUM
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20-Apr-23, 07:35:14 AM
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Anything Else / Totally OT / Re: I double-dog dare ya!
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on: 12-Jan-11, 03:51:40 PM
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So what part did you audition for, Shaky? (And don't tell me The Lamp!)
Ralphie's old man, of course. Mother: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word? Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. Shaky has a replica of The Lamp in his front window.  I hang the Hallmark Lamp ornament on the tree every Christmas.
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Anything Else / Totally OT / Re: I double-dog dare ya!
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on: 12-Jan-11, 11:20:46 AM
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So what part did you audition for, Shaky? (And don't tell me The Lamp!)
Ralphie's old man, of course. Mother: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word? Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.
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Anything Else / Totally OT / Re: Thought for Today
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on: 12-Jan-11, 08:56:04 AM
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Thought for Today
Sunshine is delicious,
drought
rain is refreshing,
flood
wind braces us up,
hurricane
snow is exhilarating
avalanche
There is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
Prozac
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Anything Else / Totally OT / Re: I double-dog dare ya!
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on: 12-Jan-11, 08:24:13 AM
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Mother: No, you'll shoot your eye out. Ralphie as Adult: Oh no! It was a classic, mother BB-gun block. "You'll shoot your eye out!" That deadly phrase honored many times by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to Kid-dom, but such as my mania, my desire for a Red Ryder carbine, that I immediately began to rebuild the dike.
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Anything Else / Totally OT / Re: I double-dog dare ya!
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on: 12-Jan-11, 07:57:07 AM
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Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb! Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick! Flick: You're full of it! Schwartz: Oh yeah? Flick: Yeah! Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya! Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare. Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya! Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
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