Title: Dogs and Cats
Post by: loheron on 01-Dec-10, 11:29:46 AM
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
A dog lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. They must be gods!”
A cat lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. I must be a god!”
I found this joke in the current issue of http://www.petpalooza.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/nov-dec-10.pdf
Larry O
A dog lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. They must be gods!”
A cat lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. I must be a god!”
I found this joke in the current issue of http://www.petpalooza.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/nov-dec-10.pdf
Larry O
Title: Re: Dogs and Cats
Post by: Nic1Pic on 02-Dec-10, 11:44:04 PM
I have 2 gods in «« their »» house :notworthy: Nicole
Title: Re: Dogs and Cats
Post by: Dumpsterkitty on 03-Dec-10, 08:49:08 AM
2 gods here as well :bow:
(this isn't one of mine) Ei
(this isn't one of mine) Ei
Title: Re: Dogs and Cats
Post by: Carol P. on 03-Dec-10, 09:31:17 AM
and what about birds? :cockatiel:
They're kind of a mixture between cats and dogs.
A dog lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. They must be gods!”
A cat lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. I must be a god!”
A bird lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, "Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. Birds rule!" :duck: :hatch1: :chick3:
They're kind of a mixture between cats and dogs.
A dog lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. They must be gods!”
A cat lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. I must be a god!”
A bird lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, "Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. Birds rule!" :duck: :hatch1: :chick3:
Title: Re: Dogs and Cats
Post by: schlaf374 on 03-Dec-10, 11:12:16 AM
and what about birds? :cockatiel:
They're kind of a mixture between cats and dogs.
A bird lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, "Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. Birds rule!" :duck: :hatch1: :chick3:
They're kind of a mixture between cats and dogs.
A bird lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, "Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. Birds rule!" :duck: :hatch1: :chick3:
They certainly do Rule the Roost! :thumbsup: