Dogs and Cats

[loheron]

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

A dog lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. They must be gods!�

A cat lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. I must be a god!�

I found this joke in the current issue of http://www.petpalooza.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/nov-dec-10.pdf

Larry O

[Nic1Pic]

I have 2 gods in «« their »» house Nicole

[Dumpsterkitty]

2 gods here as well  




(this isn't one of mine)  Ei

[Carol P.]

and what about birds?   

They're kind of a mixture between cats and dogs. 

A dog lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. They must be gods!�

A cat lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, “Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything. I must be a god!�

A bird lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, "Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything.  Birds rule!"   

[schlaf374]

and what about birds?   

They're kind of a mixture between cats and dogs. 


A bird lives in your house and sees that you give it food and water and says to itself, "Wow, these beings give me food and water without my having to do anything.  Birds rule!"   

They certainly do Rule the Roost!