Mary in NC and I have been sharing some naughty jokes (laughter IS the best medicine). I thought I would share this one with all of you.
Airliner: Tower, what time is it?
Tower: What airline are you?
Airliner: I just wanted to know the time.
Tower: I repeat, what airline are you?
Airliner: What difference does it make what airline I am. I just want to know the time!
Tower: I'll tell you what difference it makes. If you're Air France or KLM, it's 23 hundred. If you're Delta or American, it's 11 p.m. And if you're Jet Blue or Midwest, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 11.
Mary
