A person complaining her cat was not responding to calls to come into the house.
A caller who wanted the RSPCA to go out and teach her dog the green cross code.
A caller who was worried about a bird perched on a telephone line.
A person who was watching a film where an animal had been attacked.
A caller who was angry because she had seen a report which said children were behaving 'like animals'. She was disgusted because 'animals don't behave badly'.
A confused motorist who called them instead of the RAC.
And there ya have it!
Someone who wanted to know where to get a CD full of bird sounds.
A woman who couldn't get her husband out of bed to walk the dog.
Someone who thought they had spotted Bigfoot.
A concerned woman who witnessed animal abuse - in a film more than 40 years old.