Funnies from around the interwebs

[Donna]

I'll get one when it's time! 

Sirs:

As I did not give my personal permission for this image of me (see above) to be published in your otherwise excellent journal, I am forced to place the matter in the hands of my lawyers. You're gonna hear from us!

Yours in anticipation of receiving millions,

Frederika Forage

Why dear lord, did I have to read that while sipping my coffee? My 6 month old PC is not happy!!!!

That aside, Bobbie, your a hoot!!!

Sticky keys,

Donna

[Dumpsterkitty]

Well, this one's more cute than funny...

Lady makes friends with an elephant seal

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2011/01/lady-makes-friends-with-elephant-seal.html

[Dumpsterkitty]

Ei

[schlaf374]

Ei

 

Justt another bad feather day!

[Dumpsterkitty]

Received this one via email from a friend...

Somewhere in a  south Boston neighborhood, Little Johnny is walking through the living
room with his Nintendo DS in hand when he sees Grampa sitting in Dad's recliner, half
napping, half watching some random news program. The story Grampa is paying no attention
to is about the latest YouTube sensation, the homeless Ohio fellow named Ted Williams,
the man with the golden pipes.

"Hey, Grampa. Do you know who this Ted Williams is?"

Grampa stirs from the drift into Dreamland.

"Huh? Wha--? Ted Williams?"

The old man sits up, beaming with pride. His grandson actually knows the name Ted
Williams!

"Of course I know who he is! He is only the greatest hitter in history. He is the
greatest player in Red Sox history. They called him 'The Splendid Splinter.'"

Grampa continues excitedly, "Ted Williams is the last batter to bat over .400 in a
season. He had a career batting average of .344 and hit 521 home runs! He was the
greatest ever. Forget the Babe. Ted Williams was the best. The day he died was a sad, sad
day."

Little Johnny's jaw drops as if it has come unhinged. His eyes are wide and filled with a
strange mixture of fear and wonder. He looks from his grandfather to the image of the
haggard, homeless man on the TV.
 

"O-OK, Grampa. Thanks!"

The boy turns and sprints through the house, calling, "Mom! Mom! Where are
you?"

He finds her with her head in the washing machine, swapping out another load of laundry.

"For Pete's sake, son? What is it?"

"It's Grampa. I think he is losing it, Mom. I think he is going senile or
something."

"Huh?"

"Yeah! He thinks Ted Williams is some dead baseball player!"

Ei   

[Bobbie Ireland]

Wondered how long that would take. Thanks, Ei!

[Shaky]

And the cycle can repeat in another 50 years when the next Ted Williams appears for his 15 minutes of fame.

[Donna]

Oh yeah, it's great to be a female bear!

[Tokira]

Wondered how long that would take. Thanks, Ei!

The only Baseball game I ever attended in person was a Twi-Night Double Header at Fenway Park.  The visiting team was Detroit, and the Red Sox won both games.  The second one went to thirteen innings, and we didn't get out of there til nearly 2AM.  I sat a few rows back, right above the REAL Ted Williams in Left Field 
Carol
from Boston, now in WV

[MAK]

Oh yeah, it's great to be a female bear!

Love it!   

[Dumpsterkitty]

Ei

[Donna]

   It could be worse.....North Dakota snow.



" Fine! I'll volunteer if nobody else will do it! "

[MAK]

 

[Donna]

Ummm

[Bobbie Ireland]

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