Bird puns from Birdwatch Ireland

[Donna]

Birding TV Shows

Have I Got Smews For You

Celebrity Big Plover

Teal Or No Teal

Little Bittern

Never Mind The Woodcocks

Top Gyr

Hatch of the Jay

It’ll Be Alright On The Twite

Hobby City

Ready Steady Rook

 

March 2009

Birding Movies

Cetti Cetti Bang Bang

The Postman Always Rings Twites

The Empire Shrikes Back

Captain Corelli’s Mandarin

Raging Bullfinch

Saturday Kite, Sunday Moorhen

Three Men and a Booby

Good Will Bunting

Paint Your Wigeon

The Sound of Emu Sick

 

April 2009

Birding Breakfasts

Wheatearbix

Kellogg’s Corn Crakes

Cuckoo Pops

Smewsli

Alpen Swift

All Brant

Sugar Puffins

Quacker Partridge Oats

Special Jay

Golden Greyhens

 

May 2009

Birding Historical Figures

Jack The Dipper

Charles de Gull

Martin Luther Kingfisher

Wigeon Churchill

Mary Queen of Scoters

Joan of Auk

Charles Chickens

Benjamin Francolin

Sir Water Raileigh

Wat Tealer (leader of the Pheasants’ Revolt)

 

June 2009

Musical Birds

Mott The Hoopoe

Shrike and Tina Turner

Linnet Skynyrd

The Loving Spoonbill

The White Snipes

Otis Redwing

Bitterny Spears

Twisted Siskin

Gladys Kite and the Pipits

Gannet Jackson

 

July 09

Birding Sports Stars

Jenson Bittern

Starling Moss

Henry Whooper

Sebastian Crow

Booby Moore

Maria Sharaplover

Shrike Tyson

Goose Hiddink

Siskin Wrendulkar

Barry McWigeon

[Bobbie Ireland]

Just saw these... from Birdwatch Ireland? Sheesh, I have been sleeping... zzzzzzzzz... V amusing. (Having been part of this gang for ages, I can just see everyone sitting in the office, all with something to do, but getting sidetracked and spending the rest of the day reeling off the puns.)