Hey! You! Get offa my towel!

[Bobbie Ireland]

Just why is this so funny? (No offense to German readers - I am one myself... or at least a part thereof...)

Couple gatecrash royal honeymoon
 
An Austrian couple were pounced on by royal minders when they accidentally gatecrashed the honeymoon of Britain's Prince William and Princess Catherine.

Sailor Martin Ernstbrunner and his girlfriend Tracy were sailing in the Seychelles on their homemade catamaran and thought they had found the perfect deserted beach.

However, as soon as they landed, security guards swarmed over to their boat.

A royal aide joked: "It just shows you that no matter how far you go, how much you pay and how good the security is - you just can't stop a German-speaking holidaymaker from trying to put his towel on your sun bed."