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« on: 13-Apr-10, 11:40:16 AM »

Ok, here's the thing... with their amazing compound eyes (or whatever they are...), why can't a housefly find its stupid way out of an open window??? bang head
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« Reply #1 on: 13-Apr-10, 11:47:23 AM »

Ok, here's the thing... with their amazing compound eyes (or whatever they are...), why can't a housefly find its stupid way out of an open window??? bang head

 rofl

Since each lens has a different perspective, perhaps they can't pick which window to go out...

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« Reply #2 on: 13-Apr-10, 01:10:02 PM »

Ok, here's the thing... with their amazing compound eyes (or whatever they are...), why can't a housefly find its stupid way out of an open window??? bang head

or an open DOOR!! hysterical
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« Reply #3 on: 13-Apr-10, 03:43:17 PM »

Agreed...Donna!  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: 13-Apr-10, 05:43:31 PM »

why can't a housefly find its way out of a window??? bang head

Okay, here's my attempts to answer...

Because it's doing a screen test.
Because it likes being a pane.
Because it's being sill-ee.
Because its lived a shuttered life.
Because the reception is bad .
(Get it? It's adjusting the antennae)
Because it's a dead winger.
Because it's busy playing wing awound the wosie.
Umm...

Okay, I'll shaddup now..
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« Reply #5 on: 13-Apr-10, 07:21:30 PM »

The fly just want to be with you Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #6 on: 13-Apr-10, 08:01:58 PM »

why can't a housefly find its way out of a window??? bang head

Okay, here's my attempts to answer...

Because it's doing a screen test.
Because it likes being a pane.
Because it's being sill-ee.
Because its lived a shuttered life.
Because the reception is bad .
(Get it? It's adjusting the antennae)
Because it's a dead winger.
Because it's busy playing wing awound the wosie.
Umm...

Okay, I'll shaddup now..
Lou

There's a fly in Lou's ointment.   laugh
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« Reply #7 on: 14-Apr-10, 04:04:46 AM »

Haha Lou et. al re my housefly query. Like the science... but love the puns! Right up there with my tired ole attempts with EGG-... stupid
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« Reply #8 on: 14-Apr-10, 09:18:07 AM »

Hi Bobby
When you open 2 windows or doors again each other so that you create some wind.(I believe the right word is draughty) they can find the window very good and they will be gone in a minute.
Flies don't like draught.
greetings Aafke
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« Reply #9 on: 14-Apr-10, 09:26:46 AM »

Good one, Aafke - thanks!!
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« Reply #10 on: 14-Apr-10, 10:40:57 AM »

Hi Bobby
When you open 2 windows or doors again each other so that you create some wind.(I believe the right word is draughty) they can find the window very good and they will be gone in a minute.
Flies don't like draught.
greetings Aafke


Aafke, I  heart your words.. Drafty!  thumbsup
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« Reply #11 on: 14-Apr-10, 04:54:08 PM »

Hi Bobby
When you open 2 windows or doors again each other so that you create some wind.(I believe the right word is draughty) they can find the window very good and they will be gone in a minute.
Flies don't like draught.
greetings Aafke


Aafke, I  heart your words.. Drafty!  thumbsup


Good job interpreting Donna!    2thumbsup
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